2 time Academy Award nominee Jonah Hill.
I don’t need to go to college I can learn anything I want through youtube tutorials
Sofia Vergara on women.
I DONT HAVE CABLE SO I HAD TO GO TO THE GYM TO WATCH THE OSCARS
THE TV DOESNT WORK UNLESS IM RUNNING
YOU THINK UR FREAKIN OUT IM LITERALLY SWEATING ANS WHEEZING OVER THIS FUCKIGNn
Why am I awake who summoned me
Maybe that means your soul mate is thinking about you
My soul mate needs to go the fuck to sleep
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My little brother broke his tiny bone in his wrist that does not heal well. So we had to spice it up if he was going to wear it for a week.
Exactly how little is your little brother because I’m not saying I would date him but I would totally date him.
If anyone ever asks me to define love, I’m just going to show them this.
when you actually did your homework but forgot it at home